im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we’ll never get anything done around here
no more “she has the only braincell of the group”. i want more women who fail at tasks that are unimaginable to fail at. we need more pathetic wet meow meows who are women. literally open your heart to strugglewomen because theyre all we have left in this fucked up world
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
funniest thing is when it turns out someone actually has exactly the same takes on a fictional character as me but they finish like ‘so yeah that’s why i detest this guy’ and it’s like. ah. i see. i am a fundamentally different person however
most insane thing about this post is it breaching containment, being passed from naruto, supernatural, various sports animes and the epic of fucking gilgamesh, and circling its way back to dracula tumblr and getting tagged as an entirely different character than who i had in mind
so ik I’ve been drawing a lot of this douche lately (he’s hella fun to draw, sue me) but there’s an apritello discord now and I’ve been having an absolute blast concocting ideas with the folks on there so here’s even more :’D
Also tell me Donnie wouldn’t enjoy homestuck, I dare you
The apritello discord server popping off with a collectively concocted banger AU and @blyesu coming up with an even more banger design for Big Mama’s assistant/right hand April so have some of my own doodles for that
The mask functions like a reverse cloaking brooch, disguising her as a yōkai, alas the claws, tail and fur while wearing it
